Purim Announcements from Yeshiva University:

  • Mayor Bloomberg Addresses Sy Syms School of Business Gala Awards Dinner, students nervously hide soda bottles.
  • President Joel sends out formal invitation to Edon Pinchot to attend Yeshiva University, and assures him there is a spot waiting for him among the Maccabeats.
  • Sy Syms Professor Charles Harary insists that he did not lip synch his presentation in this year’s YU Torah Halftime Show.
  • Yeshiva College alumni ask Stern College alumni, “What’s Cooking?” Stern alumni reply, “Whatever you intend to make.”
  • To stay competitive with rival giant Amazon, the Seforim Sale has invented their own cloud drive named “Ananei Hakavod” being dubbed as the first cloud computing given by G-d.
  • Israel recruits the Lost Alumni Campaign to find the Lost Tribes of Israel.
  • West Village residents protest eruv before realizing it is just featured in the YU Museum’s newest exhibit, and is not an actual eruv.
  • The Alumni office is denying its basketball reunion had a sign that read: “You have to be this tall to participate.”
  • At the suggestion of the Young Alumni Committee, the Annual Fund office is no longer doing gold, silver, and bronze levels of giving. –The new levels are beer, wine, and Scotch.

Have a happy Purim
The Office of Alumni Affairs!

P.S. We want to see you in your Purim costume!  Enter the YU Alumni costume contest by emailing a picture of you in your festive Purim attire to alumni@yu.edu by Friday, March 1st.  We’ll post the top 3 most unique or creative costumes on our Facebook page; the one with the most tags and comments will win YU swag.


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